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Saturday, June 9, 2007
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Sunday, June 3, 2007
Friend Admits to being a "Douche"
A good friend of mine mistakenly thought it would be a good idea to reconnect with a former significant other. He then realizes the error of his ways; here is what follows:
Friend: "I can't believe I initiated contact. From here, the best play is to meet her in a setting which both avoids awkward conversation while maintaining a semblance of meaningful time spent together."
Me: "You should hang out with her in a group setting. It will be hard for her to ask you a meaningful question while your fixated on espn while shoving a fat quesadilla in your face."
Friend: "Fuck. I can't do this man. I can't believe I set this up."
Me: "You're going to bail?".
Friend: "Well, if I back out now, I'm a real douche... "
Me: "..."
Friend: "Then again, I'm already a douche."
This conversation reminded be of a line of dialogue from Nacho Libre:
Friend: "I can't believe I initiated contact. From here, the best play is to meet her in a setting which both avoids awkward conversation while maintaining a semblance of meaningful time spent together."
Me: "You should hang out with her in a group setting. It will be hard for her to ask you a meaningful question while your fixated on espn while shoving a fat quesadilla in your face."
Friend: "Fuck. I can't do this man. I can't believe I set this up."
Me: "You're going to bail?".
Friend: "Well, if I back out now, I'm a real douche... "
Me: "..."
Friend: "Then again, I'm already a douche."
This conversation reminded be of a line of dialogue from Nacho Libre:
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