According to one critic:
"It is better than sex. I mean, I don't want to overhype it or anything, but I just got back from the screening, and if I had the chance to watch it again right now, or some hot woman would have sex with me if I went home with her, I can't think of a woman alive who would tempt me away from a repeat viewing. Jennifer Garner is usually my go-to babe, but not even her. And if there are any women out there who doubt this, I suggest you make me an offer and put me to the test."
Monday, July 2, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Friend Admits to being a "Douche"
A good friend of mine mistakenly thought it would be a good idea to reconnect with a former significant other. He then realizes the error of his ways; here is what follows:
Friend: "I can't believe I initiated contact. From here, the best play is to meet her in a setting which both avoids awkward conversation while maintaining a semblance of meaningful time spent together."
Me: "You should hang out with her in a group setting. It will be hard for her to ask you a meaningful question while your fixated on espn while shoving a fat quesadilla in your face."
Friend: "Fuck. I can't do this man. I can't believe I set this up."
Me: "You're going to bail?".
Friend: "Well, if I back out now, I'm a real douche... "
Me: "..."
Friend: "Then again, I'm already a douche."
This conversation reminded be of a line of dialogue from Nacho Libre:
Friend: "I can't believe I initiated contact. From here, the best play is to meet her in a setting which both avoids awkward conversation while maintaining a semblance of meaningful time spent together."
Me: "You should hang out with her in a group setting. It will be hard for her to ask you a meaningful question while your fixated on espn while shoving a fat quesadilla in your face."
Friend: "Fuck. I can't do this man. I can't believe I set this up."
Me: "You're going to bail?".
Friend: "Well, if I back out now, I'm a real douche... "
Me: "..."
Friend: "Then again, I'm already a douche."
This conversation reminded be of a line of dialogue from Nacho Libre:
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Kayaking in DC
I attempted to Kayak down the Potomac this Saterday (no pics as I went solo). If you're interested, you can get info on kayaking at Jack's boat shop. In anycase, I novicely paddled from the entry point at Georgetown, past the Kennedy Center and to a point parallel to the Jefferson monument. Now I can't really lift my arms, but overall great experience. Jack was a nice guy.
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